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Written by Karima Hamdan   
Saturday, 21 March 2009 21:42

Barbie doll in hijabThis month marks the 50th anniversary of Barbie – the iconic blonde doll that can either be the "must-have" little girl's toy or the antithesis of every feminist's ideal.

Despite minor controversies such as the fact that if a woman were to attain Barbie's body shape she would be so underweight as to render herself infertile; or the talking Barbie who would articulate such profound utterances as "Can I ever have enough clothes?", "Maths is hard!", and "Wanna have a pizza party?" (and presumably immediately afterwards stick her plastic fingers down her throat and cause herself to vomit in order to preserve that famous 20 inch waist), it seems that little has diminished every little girl's desire to own one, with Mattel opening a 6 floor Barbie emporium in Shanghai this month.

Barbie's life appears to have mirrored the rocky path trodden by women in modern western society. When the first Barbie was produced, feminism was in the last stages of its first wave. As First Wave Feminism gave way to Second Wave and then Third Wave Feminism, Barbie's range of occupations changed from fashion model to diverse roles like NASA pilot, Formula 1 driver and UNICEF Ambassador.

If you permit me a brief digression to enlighten those who are not familiar with the lexicographical lint scraped out of the navel of feminist philosophy, it is easiest to remember that First Wave Feminism fought for the right to vote (suffragettes throwing themselves under horses), Second Wave Feminism fought for equal opportunity (rather cross women in the 1960s supposedly burning articles of intimate feminine apparel).

We are now living in the age of Third Wave Feminism and its accompanying Post-Feminism. The Third Wave is epitomised by the Riot Grrrl Movement (aka "girl power"). What sets it apart from its predecessors is that it appears to have no set goals but rather seems to be fighting to allow women to be as stupid and self-destructive as the worst behaved men in society.

Gone is the opposition to pornography and prostitution or the hatred of derogatory terms (which are now reclaimed and "embraced"). Third Wave Feminists appear to campaign and fight for women's rights to casual, drunken sex acts in vomit-strewn pub car parks; to drink to excess (they appear to have had success with this goal as young women are now 7 times more likely to die from alcohol-related liver disease compared with 30 years ago), and have completely schizophrenic views on the importance and value of sexual relations - on one hand it is such an emotionally insignificant event that women should be encouraged to engage in responsibility-free sex, and on the other hand it is such a psychological minefield that women are not autonomous enough beings to consent to the act and all responsibility resides with men. Gone also is the interdependence between feminism and literature. The best Third Wave Feminism can come up with is "The Bridget Jones Diary" and "Sex and the City".

It is with this background that we see the emergence of the Third Wave Feminist Barbie. Forget Barbie Doctor, Barbie Dentist or Astronaut Barbie - this 50-something toy with a mid-life crisis has ditched the hapless Ken and undergone a makeover with "Totally Stylin' Tattoos Barbie" complete with tattoos and a tattoo gun – all aimed at girls from 4-9 years old. It seems that Barbie is hip, hop and happening and she has the tramp stamps to prove it. I feel that it can only be a matter of time before we have "Totally 'Up For It' Barbie" with her own Chlamydia Screening Test Kit as an optional accessory.

One is put in mind of the hadith of the Prophet (peace and blessings upon him) which states:

"Among the things that people have found from the words of the previous prophets was: 'If you feel no shame, then do as you wish.'"
(Al-Bukhari)

On to this desolate wasteland of faded morality and lost innocence enter western Muslims. One would assume that any right-thinking Muslim would steer well clear of an ideology like feminism that is so internally conflicted that it goes though a complete metamorphosis every decade, but to some of our misguided sisters "Islamic Feminism’ is just what every Muslim woman needs.

"Muslim Women's Rights" has always been a gift to the Islamophobes that just keeps on giving. I remember back in the 1990s when this issue first became more prominent in the west there was a great deal of work done to try and change the irritating "veiled victim" mythology present in popular perception. For a while it seemed that every article about Islam, every lecture, every book was just banging on about women's rights in Islam – until it became rather passé.

And yet, despite all those lectures discussing inheritance rights, hijab, roles and responsibilities of women, here we are 20 years later being shown feminism as if it were a natural evolutionary process rather than an irrelevance to Muslim women who are sheltered by Islam's own core of laws and rights.

Most of the proponents of feminism within Islam are Muslims themselves – Amina Wadud immediately springs to mind, with her continual stunts attempting to lead prayer. She is joined by her fellow American Asra Normani who most recently wrote an article defending that ugly piece of pulp fiction, "Jewel of Medina". In Malaysia there is the group Sisters in Islam and in the UK we can rejoice in our own prominent Muslim feminist Baroness Haleh Afshar who has said of her faith in the past that:

"However, no human being - and certainly no man - has the right to define for me what my understanding of God is."

I wonder if she includes the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) in that statement. Statements like that coupled with her fierce opposition to the hijab beg the question as to why she is given any sort of prominence as the voice of the modern Western Muslim woman.

When one sees the rise of Islamic feminism throughout the world one cannot help but re-look at what I believe to have galvanised and motivated most of them – The RAND report on Islam. This week marks the 6th anniversary since it was launched on 18th March 2003.

The RAND Corporation is a global think-tank based in the US that leans heavily to the right and has been accused of being overly militarist in its thinking. A quick look at its list of participants indicates its political leanings as well as its mighty organisational clout.

In 2003, it commissioned a report entitled "Civil Democratic Islam – Partners, Resources and Strategies" which was authored by Cheryl Benard – a prominent feminist author and senior analyst with RAND who incidentally is also married to Zalmay Khalilzad, who was George W Bush's Special Envoy and then Ambassador to Afghanistan until he left to become the US Ambassador to Iraq, a position he held until 2007. He currently is the US Ambassador to the United Nations.

Benard's report should be compulsory reading for every western Muslim. It first divides Muslims into groups like Secularist, Modernist, Traditionalist, Sufi depending on their views of various issues. After doing this it sets out its stall by proposing that the only way to "deal" with Islam is by promoting Modernists as role models and leaders, criticising traditionalism, encouraging journalists to highlight any reports of misdeeds by institutions that can be linked to traditional Islam, and promoting the idea that religion and politics can be separated in Islam without endangering faith. The list goes on.

She attempts to undermine Islam by quoting from notorious and largely discredited Islamophobes like Ibn Warraq and Mabrook Ismaeel, who is a Submitter, with statements like "there is little doubt that hadith is at best a dubious, flawed instrument" and when speaking about how Muslims teach children about modesty:

"This premise - that a person who is socialized to feel inhibited and neurotic about sexuality is more likely to act 'appropriately' in this sphere is [sic] an adult - clearly depends on one's definition of what constitutes appropriate conduct."

Or in this excerpt Benard relates her own take on the origin of the Quran:

"It is widely accepted that at least two suras were lost ... Modernists point out that some may also have been falsely or inaccurately recorded. To traditionalists, however, who revere as infallible and divine each letter of the Quran and even the paper it is printed on, that notion is anathema."

The hijab comes in for a special mention in its own Appendix entitled "Hijab as a Case Study". Benard states that the hijab is not analogous to any other symbol of religion like the Sikh turban or the Jewish yarmulke as it is "neither a neutral lifestyle issue nor a religious requirement. It has become a political statement." Benard then attempts to link the hijab to various acts of brutality against women and infers without a shred of evidence that it is an issue forced on women by fundamentalists.

Since the first publication of the report RAND has gone on to publish another report, "Building Moderate Muslim Networks", which continues with the theme to "divide and conquer" Muslims in order to destroy Islam.

All this, however is not news. We have always known that there are certain elements in Western governments who wish to obliterate Islam from the hearts of Muslims. What makes it troubling is that a mere 6 years after the publication of the first RAND report we have seen how in the small area of woman's rights the goals and flawed belief system that RAND seeks to promote amongst Muslims appears to be taking hold, like the idea that hijab is a political rather than religious issue.

Benard has identified women's rights as a fault line amongst Muslims that can be exploited to the benefit of those hell-bent on quelling Islam and Muslims. She would like nothing better than to transform Muslim women into Barbie dolls – plastic figures with hollow heads, defined by their looks and destined to alter according to the ebb and flow of popular culture.

With all its talk of the first, second and third wave feminism, the unspoken truth is that feminism has betrayed western women. Whilst it gave them the vote, rights of ownership and equal opportunities, when it came to providing a moral compass on how to live your life in the post-religious west, all that feminism could muster was a blurred template formed from the detritus of male society.

In Islam women have the best of both worlds. We have been granted our rights by the Creator of the universe who has also shown us how to live so that we are not left to squander our lives in a futile attempt to satiate our never-ending desires.

If we look back to the lives led by the first generation of Muslim women we see that they were not only fulfilled on a professional and personal level but they were also supported by a society that acknowledged and supported the difference between men and women.

Opponents of Islam who seek to "fix" Islam by introducing the western concept of feminism would be better advised to save their resources and fix feminism first. To those Muslim sisters who make a living role-playing the exasperated best friend of Muslim women – rolling their eyes in fond vexation at our own folly of clinging to "backward" notions of hijab, modesty and chastity – I would advise them to reflect well on the motivation of their actions and whose agenda they are fulfilling by carrying them out.

For the rest of us women, caught between the west's scorn and pity and some of our own brothers and sisters who earnestly tell us that we can discard vast tracts of our religion, we should reassure ourselves that our rights and responsibilities are not man-made but God-given and we should not cast aside this gift like an unwanted doll and start looking around for something better, and above all we should reflect well on the verse of the Quran that states:

"Surely the men who submit and the women who submit, and the believing men and the believing women, and the obeying men and the obeying women, and the truthful men and the truthful women, and the patient men and the patient women and the humble men and the humble women, and the almsgiving men and the almsgiving women, and the fasting men and the fasting women, and the men who guard their private parts and the women who guard, and the men who remember Allah much and the women who remember - Allah has prepared for them forgiveness and a mighty reward."
(Quran, 30:35)

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written by shahid , March 22, 2009
good point, its like there are no certainties left with modern society - any thing goes and everything will eventually go! some of my revert friends tell me that a powerful factor that drew them to islam was its heitage and its unchanging nature. Why are people want to mess with a winning spiritual formula? any way - good article.wassalam
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written by Haseeb , March 22, 2009
A most interesting and well written article...as the authors of the now infamous RAND report state...'Womes Rights in the Muslim world' is basically another tool used to spread secular values, and hence facilitate control/hegemony, in the Islamic world as part of the ongoing campaign to 'reform' Islam.
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written by Khalid Malik , March 22, 2009
As you wrote in your own article, "All this, however is not news." If you have nothing to write of interest, then do not write. All you have done is given a lesson in the three waves of feminism and barbie doll. As if I needed to know about them. As for the RAND thinktanks and neconservatives, I think all the Muslims know their purpose and philosophy. Those who want to discard vast tracts of our religion, you should know are the companions of Shaytan.
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written by Tahir , March 22, 2009
@Khalid Malik - you can choose not to read. Good article Maash'Allah. I think the background and links to Barbie and feminism will give readers some useful information that can be used in this whole approach taken by the advocates of the RAND report. Keep up the good work UmmahPulse.
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written by Angry Chicken , March 22, 2009
Wasn't Haleh Afshar on that seriously weird programme 'Celebrity Lives - Sharia Style' done by Ajmal Masroor? What was that all about? Why bring this woman on to be 'the voice of muslimahs' if her attitudes to Islam are so at odds with normal muslims. What was Ajmal Masroor thinking??



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written by Ibski , March 24, 2009
As-salamu alaykum wa rahmatullah,

And jazakullah khayran for this great article.
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written by Liz Voges , December 18, 2009
Can I ask where you stand on the concept of "honour crimes"? My partner and I were watching the news last night and expressed our disturbance that domestic violence is not a concept applied to Asian family life: it is always framed as "honour crime". Is this to allow the Police some distance from 'cultural anomalies best left alone'? I would be really interested to hear your opinions of this.

Personally, I think that oppressive and exploitative relations between men and women are a universal mutation of humanity. But it seems that violence between Asian family members takes a more vicious turn. I say this with direct reference to working with an equal number of Asian and White students in West Yorkshire for a decade. I taught a lad who is gay and Muslim and lives in absolute terror of his sexuality becoming known to his parents because he lives in fear of what will happen to him at the hands of his family. This was also a fear of the son of a very religious Christian family I taught. If we are all God's children, why would He encourage us to turn on each other? Surely that is the spirit of Ummah: community and solidarity?
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written by Liz Voges , December 18, 2009
Sorry - forgot to say that your article is brilliant: so beautifully written, informative and stimulating. Have sent the link to all my students. Thank you!
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written by J K , December 27, 2009
Right so how does this fit in with the middle aged women who after they've become fat and ugly decide they are too "sexy" for the hijab and promptly wear Niqabs without even any eye holes and also forget how to speak English and forget say "please", "Thank you" or "excuse me" whilst looking down on Muslim women who seek education and employment.....?

Surely you've met one of these say on the tube at rush hour or in the supermarket staring aggressively at people before right? Do you support the damage they cause?
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written by Abdullah , December 28, 2009
@J K

????!!!!!!!?????
Your claim is idiotic. It is not conducive to look down on any one...
A niqab or any other form of clothing and education / employment are NOT exclusive events.
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written by CoolnessofHind , December 29, 2009
@ JK

Your anecdotal stereotypical views are repugnant. I personally know sisters who are in their 20s, wear the Hijab AND Niqab, study part-time in a Madrassa, and are doctors working as Obstreticians and gynaecologists... Urm... quite a sharp contrast from the cloistered nun-esque Niqabi which you depict.
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written by Karima Hamdan , January 04, 2010
Liz - Thanks for taking the time to read this article. With regards to your question about honour killing, sufficed to say that there is no justification in Islam for honour killing. Below is a quote from the Holy Quran,-

“Whoso slayeth a believer of set purpose, his reward is Hell for ever. Allah is wroth against him and He hath cursed him and prepared for him an awful doom.” (An-Nisa’: 93)

I disagree with your suggestion that violence amongst Asian family members tends to be more vicious. With particular regard to honour killings - it is in no way a solely Muslim issue. The unfortunate truth is that this disgraceful act is practiced throughout the world in any area where the 'honour ethic' is pervasive in the culture - this tends to be Indian subcontinent, the Middle East, Eastern Europe, some parts of South America and the Mediterranean regions. In these areas it occurs in all religious groups.
For example it is estimated that 1 in 10 murders in the Punjab and Harayan area of India is an honour killing (there is a majority Sikh and Hindu population there). In Brazil men could still be acquited for murdering their wives up until 1991. In areas of Eastern Europe like Armenia, honour killings are also widespread.
This is in contrast to places in the Muslim world like Indonesia where they do not widely occur.

JK- You have issues - big issues. Where should I start? Firstly - wearing the niqab is not about being 'too sexy' for a hijab - where did you get such a stupid idea from? As for your contention that women in niqab 'stare aggressively' and forget to speak English - that has never been my experience - quite the opposite, I often find that it is the sisters in niqab who make an extra effort to be courteous. I think that you are battling against your own misconceptions and prejudices.
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written by Rena , January 06, 2010
Karima
With all the excelence in your article, there is one mistake I would argue with. Feminism never 'fought for the right to vote' for women in my country of origin. We did not need any feminist 'movements'.
I come from the country where the first woman was studying at the uni in the Middle Ages at the Jagiellonian University of Cracow -Poland.
And I come from the country where a woman got a Nobel Prize not once... twice a century ago.(Maria Curie Sklodowska).
Women in Poland could inherit and could manage their own property centuries ago. We have a 3 year maternity leave in the country which is much poorer than many western countries.
I quite agree with you though, that social pathology occurs in many societies.
And although I am Catholic I would rather relate to Muslim women mentality than Protestant one, particularily Anglican variety of Christianity. It is hard to classify Evangelists as Christians, though. It is a Judaism form of Christianity; a bit different strain.
It is also true that different creeds and denominations have been infiltrated and interfered with. Catholic religion is not an exception. During the II Vatican Congress in the 1970's Latin was removed as the language of liturgy and church services demoted to kind of a 'happy-clapping' Sunday past time. Needless to say that the Congress was manipulated by the Jews. Thus, 'anti-semitism' was introduced as a transgression in our religion!!.
A lot of things have been said, and published about Muslim women. But living in Anglo-Saxon country it makes me wonder what is so great about the position of women in the Western (Anglican) world in which women are grossly underpaid (30%) for the same job as the men do. What is so good to work full time in the office and full time at home and being treated as a second income and be a compulsory provider for the family at the expense of children and the whole household? What is so great about the education which main purpose seems to be brainwashing and 'beliefs' as opposite to knowledge? But I think it is a deliberate attempt to undermine the value system in order to make the societies easily manipulated so they can accept any i.e. false flag operation. The recent one about the Nigerian boy is classic: flashing his (?) underpants all over the newspapers as the evidence of 'explosion' on the plane. Interestingly, most Americans (70%)were so impressed with the evidence that they support the invasion on .... Yemen!!!!! I understand the young Nigerian was born and educated in England.
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written by Abdullah , January 07, 2010
@Rena
Your clearly blessed with a uncluttered insight. With all humbleness I would encourage you to study the Quran (which is the original untampered text) and seek guidance from the Creator to His path.

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